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7 First Date Tips

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First Dates have been awkward for guys since women’s rights came along and they were allowed to voice their opinions. This is a reality all men have to deal with.

A first date leaves a strong impression of the person you are and dictates if there will be a second date, and what kind of second date it will be.

Following a simple set of rules will assist the man in controlling the date so that he gets what he wants.

Don’t Dress Like a Queer

Unless you’re dating a gay guy, don’t dress like one. You should be comfortable wearing your outfit. Don’t show up in jeans you would wear to a slayer concert along with some muddy boots.

No Restaurants

Sitting down at a restaurant means you have to listen to her talk or worse yet, you’ll have her asking questions that really aren’t any of her business yet. Her taste in video games probably sucks also.

Going to a lounge or pub allows a casual environment where, should you need to, allows you to drown your boredom away and look at other girls.

Don’t be a Bitch

Don’t compliment her everything and talk about how nice everything about her is. Not only are you going to seem like a desperate loser, you’re going to set a horrible precedent. If you start pulling chairs out for her, opening doors, and wiping her mouth of beer froth, she’s going to expect to be treated like the princess she isn’t. If there is a future, once reality sets in, you’re going to be in trouble for not continuing your charade.

Pay for the Date

This tells her I’m the boss. When you go out for lunch with your boss, your boss pays. When you take out your employee, you pay. The first date sets the tone of the relationship. Later on, you can always tell her to pay, after all, you’re the boss, remember?

Conversation

Bring up religion and politics, but don’t be blunt about it at first. Depending on her views and how stupid they might be, you want to move the goal from relationship to one night stand, or vice-versa.

Shut Up and Listen

Women like to talk. They like to talk about things that don’t really interest anyone else. They want to talk about chipmunks and things that smell nice. It would be nice if you could tune them out, but you’ll be quizzed by being asked for your thoughts on the whatever she was talking about in the form of conversation.

Sex

Always expect sex on a first date. Anal by the third. Don’t push yourself on her though, and act like you’re not expecting anything but an end to the night that you could talk about her parents to if you meet them. Women want it just as much as men, they just pretend they don’t and think that they shouldn’t.